Why Reggie from the Blackrock Rd has decided to run for President of Ireland

The millionaire from the Blackrock Rd has his sights set on the Áras. To set out his policies, he’s reaching out to the ordinary people of Ireland with a new live show

I want to reach out to the ordinary people of this country (without touching them obviously, unless they are really gorgeous). Picture: Miki Barlok

Hello old stocks. It’s Reggie here in my €6.8m mansion on the Blackrock Rd.

It’s gone up in value again. The only housing crisis we have down here is when some nouveau riche knuckle dragger puts a bid on one of our mansions.