Ask Rosealeen: 'My Wikipedia page will tell you I once shifted Harry Styles'

Plus: it's getting testy among the middle-aged singletons of Ballydesmond, apparently... Thankfully, Audrey is back from excursion next week

Harry Styles in the stands during a Premier League match at Kenilworth Road, Luton, UK: rumours of romantic entanglement with the Examiner's deputy agony aunt cannot be confirmed as of press time. Pic: Bradley Collyer/PA Wire.

Well lads, another week has gone by and still no sign of Audrey. She told me she would be back this week but she just had to pop to a Nicki Minaj concert first. 

Well she Whatsapped me there a short while ago and says they are still waiting for ould Nicki to appear on stage. That’s 14 and a half hours she’s waiting now.