Ask Audrey: 'Good taste in Tipperary is someone who never drinks Diamond White'

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

My daughter is driving us nuts, she’ll have to go. She moved back in with us two years, along with her boyfriend. They tell us they don’t have to money to pay for rent in a desirable location, but that doesn’t stop them spending money on tattoos. I wouldn’t mind but her boyfriend got one on his leg declaring that he is ‘From Frankfield and Proud’, which is impossible . My so-called friend Nan O’Mahoney told ever yone and people are giving me funny looks in Douglas Golf Club. I told my husband and he said I was being over-sensitive - you get what you pay for when you marry a man from Passage West. Thank God I kept the money that my aunt Lil left me, so I can afford to give my daughter a leg-up in the property market and get herself and the Pride of Frankfield out from under my feet. I offered them fifty grand this morning and they started moaning that would only buy them a place on the northside. My only problem with that is it they won’t be moving to Fermoy and I would never have to see them again. (No one visits Fermoy.) Do you think I should just kick them out?

-  Name With-held , the right side of the Rochestown Road.