Ask Audrey: How can I stop these Munster Rugby matches - they're lowering the house prices?

You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

Hello, it’s Rosealeen here in Ballydesmond. Oh lads, I can barely move after getting back with Sergeant Spanker. 

I was on to you last week saying I missed my ex, the Sergeant inside in Bishopstown, he’s a fright for the old BDSM.