Ask Audrey: 'A friend with benefits asked me to dress up as Barbie for the cinema in Mallow'

You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

C’mere, what’s the story with going to Sardinia? 

Budgie is just back, he went over there for a dirty weekend with my old doll (it’s complicated) and he was straight into my place last night going, ‘it’s Baltic here, how do you live on this freezing, damp rock Dowcha Donie, it was like the Bahamas in Sardinia?’