Ask Audrey: 'There's no point dumping him — his mother promised to leave us the house in Crookhaven'

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.
Hello it’s Rosealeen here in Ballydesmond. I tried three diets last week, same scéal with the lot of them. All grand for a day, then I say “Yerra fuck it” and start hoovering down the leftover bars from the 42 selection boxes I bought half-pissed in SuperValu the day of our Christmas party at work. Well didn’t I become known as Yerra Fuck It around the town, it doesn’t take much to get a new nickname in north Cork.
It was then that Berna told me there is nothing for it but to start a podcast called Yerra Fuck It and see where it goes. We didn’t have any real plan for it, but that never stopped anyone making a podcast. Eventually we settled on a format where Berna reads out letters from disappointed dieters around the town and I say something like “Yerra fuck it, go out and get a bag of chips”.