Ask Audrey: 'There's no point dumping him — his mother promised to leave us the house in Crookhaven'

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

Hello it’s Rosealeen here in Ballydesmond. I tried three diets last week, same scéal with the lot of them. All grand for a day, then I say “Yerra fuck it” and start hoovering down the leftover bars from the 42 selection boxes I bought half-pissed in SuperValu the day of our Christmas party at work. Well didn’t I become known as Yerra Fuck It around the town, it doesn’t take much to get a new nickname in north Cork. 

It was then that Berna told me there is nothing for it but to start a podcast called Yerra Fuck It and see where it goes. We didn’t have any real plan for it, but that never stopped anyone making a podcast. Eventually we settled on a format where Berna reads out letters from disappointed dieters around the town and I say something like “Yerra fuck it, go out and get a bag of chips”.