Ask Audrey: 'Nothing has happened in Meelin since 1987, so our threesome is the talk of the town'

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.
It’s getting litigious on our WhatsApp group Douglas Road Stunners Who Thought We Were Sending a Message to a Friend But Sent it to the Whole Group.
Bit of background Audrey. I wasn’t really one of the cool girls in school, because my father was only a Certified Accountant and it was a Chartered Accountant minimum to get into the gang.