Ask Rosealeen: Simon has stepped down - how can I rub shoulders with the great and good now?

Ask Audrey is on her holidays — and she's drafted in Ballydesmond's finest to cover

Ask Audrey... or Rosealeen, for the week

Hello! It's Rosealeen here from Ballydesmond. isn't Audrey after going off on her holibobs for the week and says she to me 'Rosealeen from Ballydesmond, I am going sunning my arse out in iBEETHA for a week, like some kind of 20-year-old on Love Island, would you ever hold down the fort for me?'. 

Says I to her, 'I will, Audrey but I'm taking no responsibility for the actions of anyone as a result of my advice'.