Sorting out Cork people for ages.

Audrey's been sorting out Cork people for years...

If there is one lesson to be taken from the football season almost gone, it’s that plans are not just for workshy scholars, writes Tommy Martin.

Ask Audrey has been sorting out Cork people for ages 

Hola. I have started going out with this Irish guy at work, he is very nice. The only problem is, his breath smells so bad that his friends call him Carrigaline. (I didn’t understand this at first. Then I went to  Carrigaline.)

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Got an issue? Ask Audrey... she’s been sorting out Cork people for years.

Latest: Rania Ibrahim and her two daughters, Fathia, five, and Hania, three, have not been seen since the fire.

Bayern Munich 1 - Real Madrid 2: Cristiano Ronaldo scored twice as Real Madrid came from behind to beat 10-man Bayern Munich 2-1 in the first leg of their Champions League quarter-final at the Allianz Arena.

Maybe 2017 isn't so bad after all.

Manchester United are still in the fight for Europe.

Hull have confirmed the appointment of Marco Silva as the club’s new head coach.

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Got an issue? Ask Audrey...

Got an issue? Ask Audrey...

Aftershocks in central Italy have rattled residents and rescue workers trying to find more earthquake survivors.

EA has revealed the results of the online poll that determines who will feature on the cover of FIFA 17 after more than 3 million votes were cast.

A paraplegic landmine victim who has been lying on a hospital trolley since Tuesday said he is now at risk of developing pressure sores from his hospital stay.

The officer leading the investigation into the suspected murder suicide in Co Limerick which claimed the life of a father and his young son confirmed gardaí were satisfied that Marco Velocci visited the home of his former partner Jodie Power hours before he abducted their three-year-old son Alex and drove him to a fatal crash.

Gardaí believe a Co Limerick man died with his young son, after deliberately driving his car into an oncoming articulated truck minutes after forcibly taking the boy from the home of his former partner, the child’s mother.

A child’s body lay concealed by a green blanket on a roadside.

Amid anti-immigrant rhetoric, it’s worth remembering some of the major candidates vying for the presidency are either the children or spouses of immigrants, writes Bette Browne

Audrey has been sorting out Cork people for years...

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Audrey has been sorting out Cork people for years...

Stoke City are confident Shay Given has plenty left to offer at Premier League level after the veteran Ireland keeper secured a two-year deal at the club yesterday.

Marco Caputo has resigned as Leinster’s scrum coach, following Matt O’Connor’s departure from the province.

Born in Kinsale Co Cork, he became one of the most iconic photographers of his time. On the 25th anniversary of the publication of ’White Heat’, Suzanne Harrington examines the life of Bob Carlos-Clarke

Zoe Saldana says going to the supermarket feels like a "road trip".

Amid controversy, confusion and threats, Sony released The Interview online in an unprecedented response to hackers who spoiled the Christmas opening of the comedy depicting the assassination of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.

Marco Reus says that not even he knows what led him not to take a driving test after he was fined €540,000 for driving without a licence.

Zoe Saldana has given birth to her twins.

Rhys Ruddock has admitted the Leinster pack "let itself down" last weekend and that it is on a mission to redeem itself when they lock horns with Harlequins again, at the Aviva Stadium, on Saturday.

Germany’s general manager Oliver Bierhoff believes Marco Reus may well ignore the advances of Bayern Munich and Manchester City by staying with Borussia Dortmund next season.

Vincenzo Nibali completed victory in the 101st Tour de France in Paris yesterday as Marcel Kittel won the final stage on the Champs-Elysees-

Zoe Saldana is expecting twins.

Zoe Saldana planned her wedding in three weeks.

Germany midfielder Marco Reus said he did not know how to find the words to express his feelings after being ruled out of the World Cup just hours before he was due to fly out to Brazil.