Ask Audrey: If roads were the same as the place they're named after, Dublin Hill would be full of langers

Sorting out Cork people for ages.

C’mere, myself and the Budgie have decided to become impresarios, helping young bands realise their dreams so we can live in a big gold house with loads of old dolls. Anyway, Budgie’s uncle do have a farm near Bandon and we’re putting on an Indie music festival there this weekend called Mild Contempt for Yourself. The tickets sold out in ten minutes, da berries, but do you know anywhere I could find a few bands?

— Dowcha Donie, Blackpool.