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Hello old stock. We’re very excited about the new Norwegian Air Cork-to-Boston flights here in Chez Reggie. The only problem is they are expecting the flights to come in at €300 return. Does this mean it will be full of Norries? — Reggie, Blackrock Road, not that I’ve anything against Norries.

As long as you don’t have to sit next to one. Ten minutes after take-off, ye’ll have established he doesn’t know anyone in RCYC and you’ve never eaten Donkey’s Gudge. Talk about a long six hours.