Ask Audrey: Two words of English from a Donegal man, and I’m getting undressed

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Ciao. I am in love with two girls at work, one from Cork, the other Clare. They have asked me to go with them to the hurling final in Thurles this weekend. Do you think it will be romantic?

— Marco, Milan and Carrigtwohill, and what do you think I should wear?