Ask Audrey: Blackrock people won’t run for the Áras, they’d resent moving into a smaller house

Audrey's been sorting out Cork people for years...

I’m a successful wellness guru with 20,000 followers on Instagram. In the past people said this is because I went to Scoil Mhuire and my father owns half of Glanmire, but I dealt with this by blocking them on my social media channels. Anyway, I was posing for an Instagram post to promote my new anti-ageing protein pancakes when it occurred to me — I’m not just the ideal person to be the next President of Ireland, I bloody well deserve it. Do you think I’d win?