Agony aunt Ask Audrey is solving all of Cork’s problems

Audrey has been sorting out Cork people for years...

My 11-year-old, Hugo, is upset that the Cork footballers and hurlers were beaten last weekend. Now he wants to take up both sports. I’m devastated. All the money we spent sending him to Christians, and now he wants to hang around with muck shovellers who will probably end up as junior managers in an insurance company. What can I do? (Lorna, Sundays Well)