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Isn’t it awful that Kim Kardashian was robbed after some thugs saw her jewellery on social media? I can’t stop crying, because my Ken said I’m no longer allowed to post photos on Facebook of the necklace he gave me after he slept with Clodagh from Marketing. What do you think I should do? – Kate, Ballintemple, one of the detached houses that you can’t afford. Or want, if it means having you as a neighbour.

I hear posh Cork is taking desperate measures, now they have to stop using Facebook as a way of flaunting their wealth. I just looked out the window there and saw a plane flying over Blackrock with a banner saying “Reggie said yes to the second swimming pool!” He also said yes when I cornered him at Cork Week in 2002, but I won’t be flying any banners to that affect. Poor Reggie is nearly broke from buying apology jewellery for his missus.