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Lighten Up: Nurturing the seed with Cate Blanchett

If you have some quirky-looking plant sprouting up in the back field that you think Kew Gardens, and indeed Cate Blanchett herself, would be interested in, why not give them a call?

Lighten Up: Taylor Swift should sing the praises of 'Cattle Dealer'

Lighten up: Auld Lehane's top 10 budget proposals to help struggling farmers

Lighten up: Ould Lehane has finally found his element in Positive Ageing Week

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Lighten up: Ould Lehane has finally found his element in Positive Ageing Week

1998 Robert Redford stars in "The Horse Whisperer."

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Lighten Up: Robert Redford and the bullock whisperer

Denis Lehane: A hairy time at the ploughing

Counting Money Hands Holding Euro Bills, Examining the Value of Cash and Currency Assets

Lighten Up: The ploughing... like Cannes, only better!

With this year's newfound wealth, the Ploughing is going to be like the Venice Film Festival, only without the boats, and a lot more boots, writes our auld Lehane in this week's Lighten Up

Mon, 08 Sep, 2025

AFC Championship Game: Buffalo Bills v Kansas City Chiefs

Lighten Up: Why our Auld Lehane reckons Taylor Swift could get married in Ireland

I never thought we'd be complaining about cattle being too expensive, but here we are, writes Denis in this week's Lighten Up.

Sat, 30 Aug, 2025

Lighten Up: A royal jeep for the farm

Lighten Up: A royal jeep for the farm

The Queen's jeep is a yoke that has very little hard pulling done, and the perfect buy for any farmer, according to our Auld Lehane in this week's Lighten Up

Thu, 14 Aug, 2025

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Lighten Up: Ageless Mariah Carey - A new 'hero' of Irish farming

The greatest problem in Irish farming today, bar finding a wife, is ageing, so anti-ageing queen Mariah Carey could be the new hero Irish farmers need, writes our auld Lehane in this week's Lighten Up

Mon, 11 Aug, 2025

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Lighten Up: The milk lorry gives me the heebie-jeebies

The rumble of that truck, the air of panic, the struggle to finish a job I wish I had never started, all became too much to handle, writes our Denis in this week's Lighten Up

Mon, 04 Aug, 2025

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Lighten Up: Auld Lehane for president

Our Auld Lehane is busy packing his bags for a new life in Áras an Uachtaráin as Ireland's premier, in this week's Lighten Up

Sat, 26 Jul, 2025

RICHARD HARRIS, THE FIELD, 1990

Denis Lehane: Glenroe and The Field taught me more about farming than any classroom

Richard Harris as The Bull McCabe taught me more about farming passion than any advice from a whiteboard ever did

Sat, 19 Jul, 2025

The Irish Post Awards 2024

Lighten Up: Flatley for president? Make Ireland dance again!

There's only one serious candidate to be Ireland's next president, writes Denis Lehane in this week's Lighten Up

Mon, 14 Jul, 2025

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Denis Lehane: To the book readers of Macroom Mart

Any place well accustomed to the bawling of a bullock would have no bother dealing with the bellowing of auld Lehane and his tales from the 'Lighten Up' column

Mon, 07 Jul, 2025

Lighten Up: How I saved the day at the wedding of the century

Denis reckons his invitation to Jeff Bezos' wedding got lost in the post... but that didn't stop him from celebrating with the newly weds, in this week's Lighten Up

Mon, 30 Jun, 2025

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Denis Lehane: A 'Liveline' appeal for the return of the slow set

After my emotional plea for the return of the slow set on RTÉ's radio show, callers from all over the country rang in wailing for the return of Bonnie Tyler, Michael Bolton and Foreigner, writes Denis in this week's Lighten UP

Mon, 23 Jun, 2025

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Auld Lehane is looking forward to the wedding of the year in Venice

Jeff Bezos will be getting married shortly, and I doubt if he will go through with it without inviting Auld Lehane, writes Denis in this week's Lighten Up

Mon, 16 Jun, 2025

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Lighten up: Rock and rolling in West Cork

Summer in West Cork is unbeatable and you simply 'gotta roll with it', writes our Denis in this week's 'Lighten up'

Sat, 07 Jun, 2025

US Premiere of "Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning (Red Carpet)

Denis Lehane: Dreams of Tom Cruise at Cork Summer Show

Our Denis reckons he's just like Tom Cruise, except for the fancy molars, in this week's Lighten Up

Mon, 02 Jun, 2025

"The Devil Wears Prada: The Musical" World Premiere - VIP Arrivals

Lighten Up: Liz Hurley falls for the cowboy and that's great news for farmers

It's no wonder Liz Hurley fell for a cowboy; the only surprise is that more movie starlets aren't following suit, writes our Denis in this week's 'Lighten Up'

Sun, 25 May, 2025

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Lighten Up: Eurovision and my 'feet of flames' at Bandon Mart

What hope would I have had on the dancefloor with Jean Butler when I couldn't even conduct a few bull weanlings around a ring, writes Denis Lehane

Sun, 18 May, 2025

Vatican Holds Conclave To Elect New Pope

Lighten Up: From Cahirmee to the Conclave, choosing a new Pope is no joke

While I've no doubt the man chosen in the finish will make an excellent pope, he wasn't the fellow I had backed, writes Denis Lehane in this week's Lighten Up

Mon, 12 May, 2025

Lighten Up: No more Mickey Mouse farming

Lighten Up: No more Mickey Mouse farming

Our Denis thinks throwing a bid on Disney's west Cork retreat, could be a good punt for any local beef farmer.

Sat, 03 May, 2025

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Lighten Up: Katy Perry kissed my Massey and she liked it

Our auld Lehane reckons he could teach Katy a thing or two about farming in space, in this week's Lighten Up.

Sat, 19 Apr, 2025

Lighten Up: Heading to Gigginstown to replace 'Fertile Paddy'

Lighten Up: Heading to Gigginstown to replace 'Fertile Paddy'

The glory days of 'Fertile Paddy' are like the days of Harp, the Ford 3000 and Sally O'Brien, says our Denis, who wants to buy his new stock bull at the Gigginstown sale.

Fri, 11 Apr, 2025

Farmer and Dollar

Lighten Up: The 'mart' of money and auld Lehane's concern

Denis is worried about the price his cattle will make in the mart... but not for the reasons you might think

Mon, 07 Apr, 2025

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Denis Lehane: On the farm with Suni and Butch

Two astronauts join Denis on the farm, in this week's Lighten Up.

Mon, 31 Mar, 2025

Lighten Up: 'James Bond' producers look to West Cork

Lighten Up: 'James Bond' producers look to West Cork

Once the silage is over and the ploughing event has concluded, I'll be ready for the tuxedo and the dry martini, writes Denis Lehane

Mon, 24 Mar, 2025

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Lighten Up: A special family connection

Denis reckons he is a 16th cousin once removed of Ireland's patron saint, in this week's Lighten Up.

Mon, 17 Mar, 2025

Jockey on Horse at Race

Riding a winner at Cheltenham

Denis is on a tight regime ahead of Cheltenham in this week's Lighten Up.

Sat, 08 Mar, 2025

Denis Lehane: Farm love, the impossible rural dream

Moo-d Music: Classy cows go wild for Marty in the Morning

This 'music while you milk' malarkey, was very common back in the days when I first started out in farming, writes Denis in this week's Lighten Up.

Sat, 01 Mar, 2025

Cow's nose pokes through a gate

Talking bull - the curious tale of the talking bullock

Denis' old Hereford bullock has developed an unusal talent in this week's Lighten Up.

Mon, 24 Feb, 2025

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Auld Lehane and the secrets of eternal youth

Denis says his problems with all this anti-ageing malarkey began many years ago when he worked as a cattle drover at a local mart, in this week's Lighten Up.

Sun, 16 Feb, 2025

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Valentine's Day: Denny Lehane's ten tips for farmers

For those dreading the big day, your favourite Farming columnist, Denis Lehane, has pieced together a few handy tips to help us get over the line.

Sat, 08 Feb, 2025

Cute Black Labrador 6-month old Puppy Looking at the Camera Wearing a Blue "Cone of Shame" in a Wire Cage, Recovering from Surge

Lighten Up: Balls to bad reception

Poor Rover, he had fun things removed from one end and a funnel attached to the other.

Sat, 01 Feb, 2025

Person pushing a wheelbarrow filled with black asphalt on a gravel path, suggesting construction or landscaping work.

Denis Lehane: New year, new wheelbarrow

Denis's old wheelbarrow had been on its last legs for some time, he writes in this week's Lighten Up.

Sat, 18 Jan, 2025

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Denis Lehane: Warm books on cold nights

Keeping warm the past few weeks has been a mammoth task but here in West Cork we managed it in our own unique way

Tue, 14 Jan, 2025

Male Businessman Peering Through Magnifying Glass

The Magnum PI of Irish farming

Our Denis is ready for his next case in this week's Lighten Up.

Sat, 04 Jan, 2025

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The Gladiator of Kilmichael

Denis is striding through the fields like Maximus Decimus Meridius, in wellington boots, this week.

Sat, 30 Nov, 2024

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Robot farming in West Cork

Finally our Denis can say "Hasta la vista, baby!" to hard work in this week's Lighten Up.

Mon, 18 Nov, 2024

French beef stew in red wine known as daube de boeuf Provencal closeup in the wooden tray. Horizontal

Lighten Up: Trump needs Irish beef to make America great again (again)

Now, with his seat in the Oval Office as secure as my granny's seat by the fire, is our chance as Irish farmers to get out there and convince Trump that a healthy America is one that dines on Irish beef, writes Denis Lehane.

Sat, 09 Nov, 2024

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Canoodling crisis in rural Ireland

"I have my passport. I have my rosary beads. I have 16 pairs of underpants and the bachelor's letter, of course, to explain my reasons for going."

Sat, 02 Nov, 2024

Fertility testing dairy cattle

Lighten Up: Farmer confusion as 'AI man' wins Nobel Prize

Farming columnist Denis Lehane says he couldn't be happier to hear the 'AI man' has won the Nobel Prize, in this week's Lighten Up.

Sat, 19 Oct, 2024

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Lighten Up: Farmin' it like Beckham

I read somewhere that David Beckham and his good lady wife Posh Spice recently purchased a mansion in Miami for $60m dollars, give or take. An impressive sum, it has to be said.

Sun, 13 Oct, 2024

Denis Lehane: Ireland needs a farmer for Eurovision

Denis Lehane: Ireland needs a farmer for Eurovision

Europe is sick and tired of all the Bambie Thugs and Jedwards we have been pushing their way. They are looking for an alternative. And I believe a farmer could be that alternative

Fri, 04 Oct, 2024

Land owner sleeping on his land

Denis Lehane: €13bn Apple money should be spent on beds for farmers

Our Farming columnist Denis Lehane has hatched a plan for how farmers could spend Apple's €13bn in this week's Lighten Up.

Sat, 28 Sep, 2024

Alcohol Drink In Airplane

Could the two-drink flying limit really take off?

A passenger on a plane needs a drink like a suckler calf needs a bucket of milk replacer, writes our Farming columnist Denis Lehane.

Mon, 16 Sep, 2024

Denis Lehane: I'm Ireland's answer to Kevin Costner

Denis Lehane: I'm Ireland's answer to Kevin Costner

They are anxious to make a movie about my life out here in the rough lands of Kilmichael, with Robert Redford rumoured to star in the epic

Mon, 09 Sep, 2024

Riding a bike with bare foot.

Urban cowboys: Cónal Creedon and Denis Lehane head to the mart

All I do know is that the nudists got their photo opportunity, and urban farmers could be next, writes Denis Lehane in this week's Lighten Up.

Mon, 02 Sep, 2024