Denis Lehane: Dreams of Tom Cruise at Cork Summer Show

Our Denis reckons he's just like Tom Cruise, except for the fancy molars, in this week's Lighten Up

Our Denis reckons he's just like Tom Cruise, except for the fancy molars. Picture: Bryan Bedder/Getty Images

On my farm here, I do all my own stunts.

Now I know you'd never believe it, but I'm like Tom Cruise really - only without the hullabaloo and the hair. I tumble over empty oil drums, I fall off ladders... I'm just like Tom Cruise in a thousand ways, except for the fancy molars.