There's some truth in the cattle mart rumours that Auld Lehane could soon be running the BBC

From chit-chatting to royalty to cleaning out the loo, there's no job our Auld Lehane says he wouldn't tackle, in this week's Lighten Up

The BBC is on the hunt for a new boss, and our Auld Lehane thinks he might be just the man for the job.

There have been some very strong rumours circulating around the cattle marts of Ireland recently, rumours that I might soon be taking over at the BBC.

The man who previously held the post, a fine fellow I'm sure, seems to have left faster than a scared goat leaves a cattle box, and so the field is now wide open for a successor.