Moo-d Music: Classy cows go wild for Marty in the Morning

This 'music while you milk' malarkey, was very common back in the days when I first started out in farming, writes Denis in this week's Lighten Up.

An irate farmer rung me the other evening to tell me that his cows had become "a right pack of snobs."

"Classical music," he roared down the line, "Is the cause of all my misfortune."