Lighten Up: Tractor pilots wanted

Auld Lehane, the self-declared Lord Byron of Irish farming, has a poem this week to lift the spirit, and indeed the finances, of the struggling farmer.

If you can handle an old Massey, a jumbo will be a charm, writes our Auld Lehane in this week's Lighten Up.

With the silage all in, and the slurry all spread.

With the hay bob lying idle, and your cock lifter parked in the shed.