Lighten Up: The ploughing... like Cannes, only better!

With this year's newfound wealth, the Ploughing is going to be like the Venice Film Festival, only without the boats, and a lot more boots, writes our auld Lehane in this week's Lighten Up

I scored on a few cattle, and it's such a rarity in our business that it has to be celebrated, writes our auld Lehane in this week's Lighten Up.

Don't be one bit surprised if you see me and my wife strutting around the ploughing fields of Screggan next week, like George and Amal Clooney.

Dressed to kill, as we stride over the furrows. Gliding through the mud, as if we were on the streets of Venice.