Auld Lehane and the secrets of eternal youth

Denis says his problems with all this anti-ageing malarkey began many years ago when he worked as a cattle drover at a local mart, in this week's Lighten Up.

Denis says his problems with all this anti-ageing malarkey began many years ago when he worked as a cattle drover at a local mart, in this week's Lighten Up.

I met an old friend in a chip shop the other evening; I hadn't seen him for some time.

"You haven't changed one bit in 20 years," he declared.