We're not really feeling the enthusiasm for the task, Liam.

Poor Liam Payne.

The Vine of the incident in question went viral overnight.

"Oh hey, I forgot you existed."

If only.

And the winner just sucks (sorry)

Comedian Tim Vine dusted off his joke book and cleaned up at this year’s Edinburgh Fringe when his one-liner was voted the funniest wisecrack of the festival.

A certain princess whose role has been recast - yes, she admits it's embarrassing - has posted her reaction on Vine.

Astronaut Reid Wiseman gives us a stunning view of the southern lights - from the best seat in the house.

Hibernian forward Rowan Vine has been hit with a Scottish Football Association charge accusing him of threatening Celtic manager Neil Lennon.

Border officials at one of Britain’s busiest airports could have conducted illegal searches of luggage without passengers’ knowledge, inspectors have warned.

American rock band The Killers were forced to cancel a UK concert just four songs in because their lead singer lost his voice.

Skipper Scott Brown returns to the Celtic side for their SPL clash with St Johnstone at Parkhead this afternoon.

Celtic 5 St Johnstone 0

Jimmy Savile is set to become known as “one of the most serious predatory paedophiles in criminal history,” BBC presenter Jeremy Vine has predicted.

St Johnstone 2 Celtic 1

Celtic’s new Venezuelan signing Miku was handed his debut in the Hoops’ Clydesdale Bank Premier League clash with St Johnstone at McDiarmid Park.

London’s Olympic Games is not threatened by a major security contractor’s failure to find enough staff, the head of the city’s organising committee and ministers said yesterday, seeking to quell a political storm before athletes arrive.

As Bart Simpson — and latterly thousands of football fans — have said, you can actually pinpoint the second his heart rips in half.

Comic Tim Vine was crowned king of the one-liners today after one of his gags was named the best joke of the Edinburgh Fringe.

COMIC Tim Vine was crowned king of the one-liners yesterday after one of his gags was named the best joke of the Edinburgh Fringe.

SUBSTITUTE Marlon Harewood’s first Newcastle goal rescued a point for the Coca-Cola Championship leaders after QPR threatened to dent their promotion charge.

Chelsea 1 QPR 0

Preston 2 QPR 1

Veteran sports broadcaster David Vine has died of a heart attack aged 73, his publicist said today.

A SPLENDID four-year-old gelding, Woodfield Indy, won the ridden hunter championship at the 92nd Dungarvan Show for Rosemary Connors, Woodstown, Co Waterford.

DOES anyone really want to be promoted to the Premier League this season?

Goalkeeper Maik Taylor will return to the starting line-up for tomorrow’s Premier League trip to Middlesbrough despite the fine display of Richard Kingson in the midweek Carling Cup tie with Hereford.

Blues manager Steve Bruce may decide to freshen up his side for the Carling Cup clash with Hereford after seeing his international players involved in five matches in 13 days.

Birmingham will give late fitness tests to striker Mikael Forssell and central defender Johan Djourou ahead of the Premier League clash with Derby at Pride Park.

Birmingham captain Damien Johnson will miss the big kick-off at Chelsea because of a hamstring injury suffered in the friendly at Walsall a fortnight ago.

BIRMINGHAM manager Steve Bruce lauded the contribution of DJ Campbell after the second-half substitute netted a brace in the Blues’ comprehensive win over Coventry at St Andrews.

BIRMINGHAM manager Steve Bruce paid tribute to captain Damien Johnson after his late strike kept their Coca-Cola Championship automatic promotion hopes on track.

West Brom 1 Birmingham 1

Birmingham 1 Derby 0

Birmingham have agreed a fee with Luton for striker Rowan Vine.

Birmingham 2 Luton 2

SUNDERLAND striker Daryl Murphy has thanked former club Waterford United for rescuing his career.

Ipswich 5 Luton Town 0

EVERTON’S David Weir was taken to hospital after a sickening clash of heads which left the defender unconscious on the pitch during their win last night.

Luton 3 Reading 2

Striker Rowan Vine believes it would be “devastating” for Luton if manager Mike Newell were to leave.

Artist Stella Vine today unveiled a series of paintings based on supermodel Kate Moss and her fall from grace.

Warren Zevon's classic song which describes a werewolf looking for beef chow mein in Soho contains rock music’s greatest opening line, according to a poll.