Sky’s the limit with lack of tact simply unbelievable, Geoff

As Bart Simpson — and latterly thousands of football fans — have said, you can actually pinpoint the second his heart rips in half.

The cartoon character was talking about his sister’s public rejection of smitten classmate Ralph Wiggum in front of a TV mic held by Krusty.

The football world was preoccupied with another clown this week. Come on down, Geoff Shreeves.