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Julie Jay is a writer, presenter and stand-up comic. She is co-host of the Up to 90 podcast with Emma Doran which will be recorded live on Sunday in the Spailpín Fánach, as part of Cork Podcast Festival

Tottenham appear to have done good business this summer as Mauricio Pochettino completed the signings of Giovani Lo Celso and Ryan Sessegnon to go along with Tanguy Ndombele, prompting comparisons with three of the most dramatic transfer days in the club’s history — but they have not all ended well.

Ant McPartlin’s TV bosses have wished him a “speedy recovery” after the star checked into rehab amid his battle with depression, alcohol, and substance abuse.

The Scottish First Minister will be the keynote speaker at this year’s annual Dublin Chamber dinner, the latest in a long line of high profile guests, writes Pádraig Hoare of the Irish Examiner.

Facebook takes its responsibilities over fake news “very seriously” and is “focused” on removing the financial incentives for peddling false information, says chief operating officer Sheryl Sandberg.

She’s the face of a new tongue-in-cheek campaign for Durex. Esther McCarthy meets the unstoppable Jennifer Zamparelli. 

Sales at the cosmetic skincare clinics operated by ‘Botox Queen’ Leah Totton soared past €1m last year.

England: Corn-on-the-cob-consuming contestants have failed to break the sweetcorn-eating world record despite their “valiant efforts” in the UK championships.

Nigel Farage, the leader of Britain’s anti-EU UK Independence Party, withdrew his resignation after tendering it last week over his failure to win a seat in the British parliament.

Apprentice star Alan Sugar has quit the UK's Labour Party – blaming their “negative business policies” and anti-enterprise approach.

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SUNDAY

A burlesque dancer, a hypnotherapist with a matchmaking firm, a pub quiz boss, and two Dubliners are among the candidates in this year’s series of The Apprentice.

It is a phrase only too familiar to youngsters slaving away at their studies — and now "practice makes perfect" has been revealed in a survey as the most influential saying.

More than 200 celebrities and public figures have urged Scotland to vote No in the referendum on whether the country should leave the UK.

Former Tottenham owner Alan Sugar questioned the appointment of Andre Villas-Boas after the Portuguese was sacked as manager on Monday morning.

West Ham manager Sam Allardyce has accused Andre Villas-Boas of displaying “immaturity” for reacting angrily to criticism in the media.

Tottenham manager Andre Villas-Boas wants the north London club to be shown more respect following what he has perceived as a week of personal attacks against his abilities.

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Spurs manager Andre Villas-Boas has hit out at the club’s former chairman, Alan Sugar, for his continued criticism of the Portuguese.

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Face-scanning monitors mounted alongside shop tills and playing adverts specifically tailored to the age and gender of every person standing in the queue?

Alan Sugar has been investigated by police after he was accused a posting a racist message on Twitter.

Alan Sugar’s bid to recover legal costs from former 'Apprentice' winner Stella English has failed, a tribunal panel has ruled.

Highlights include Great Irish Journeys and a documentary on the Luas.

Highlights include Derek Mooney's new nature series and The Apprentice.

Alan Sugar has vowed to take on the claim culture as a “personal crusade” after Stella English, a former winner of The Apprentice, lost her case against him for constructive dismissal.

A British police force has released audio recordings of prank callers reporting a marmalade theft and an Emmerdale plotline as it urged the public not to abuse the emergency 999 number.

Christmas presents destined for sick children in an intensive care unit have been stolen from a hospital.

Dara O'Briain thinks 'The Apprentice' will only run for two more series.

A family food company employing a recent Irish contestant on UK TV show 'The Apprentice' is insolvent.

An internet “troll” who sent a threatening email to a Conservative MP was banned from contacting a host of celebrities from Alan Sugar to CIA chief David Petraeus.

UK 'Apprentice' hopeful Ricky Martin is branded "crass, obnoxious and infantile" and an "arrogant fool" by one Alan Sugar's top business advisers in tonight's gripping final.

"You're fired" will become "You're hired" tomorrow as the latest UK series of 'The Apprentice' comes to an end.