Terrace Talk: Man United - From clueless chumps to cheerful cherubs

When Manchester City lost to Wolves the other week, a colleague groaned “only the outbreak of World War Three could stop Liverpool now”. Well, we almost got what we wished for last week, thanks to Top Red Donald Trump.

But despite his best efforts in Iraq, we’re all still here — and next weekend Poor Ole will take this flimsy and injury-ridden United squad to Anfield. Gulp.