Sometimes, you’d think that Roman Abramovich bought Coventry that time and not Chelsea.

A REVOLUTIONARY scanner will soon be allowing doctors to examine the brains of toddlers as they play.

SUBSTITUTE Tim Cahill fired Everton into the Carling Cup quarter-finals for the first time in 19 years at the expense of Luton. Manager David Moyes left the Australia international on the bench as one of six changes to his starting line-up but was forced to call on the midfielder as League One Luton — the lowest-placed side in the competition — held out for extra time.

Substitute Tim Cahill fired Everton into the Carling Cup quarter-finals for the first time in 19 years at the expense of Luton.

Luton manager Kevin Blackwell believes his side have “nothing to lose” as his Coca-Cola League One side seek to continue their giant-killing Carling Cup run against Everton.

Leeds maintained the only 100% record in the country and moved out of negative figures for the first time with a 2-0 win over Hartlepool at Elland Road.

Sunderland moved into second place in the Coca-Cola Championship with a 1-0 win over play-off contenders Cardiff at Ninian Park.

Daryl Murphy ensured Sunderland’s push for automatic promotion remained on track with an 89th-minute equaliser against promotion rivals Stoke at the Stadium of Light.

Dave Jones thought he had Manchester United striker Alan Smith in the bag before the player decided he was staying put at Old Trafford.

NEIL WARNOCK watched Sheffield United beat promotion hopefuls Crystal Palace 1-0 on the last day of the Coca-Cola Championship campaign and then tipped the Eagles to join his side in the Premiership.

QPR 0 Coventry 1

Dave Kitson fired a second-half hat-trick as Coca-Cola Championship leaders Reading thrashed Brighton 5-1 at the Madejski Stadium.

Sheffield United emerged victorious from the Steel City derby against rivals Wednesday to keep up the pressure on Coca-Cola Championship leaders Reading.

David Unsworth scored direct from a corner as Coca-Cola Championship leaders Sheffield United maintained their 100% home record at Derby’s expense.

QPR 2 Birmingham 1

ROTHERHAM had relegation from the Coca-Cola Championship confirmed last night after losing 4-3 to promotion hopefuls Ipswich at Portman Road.

READING gained ground on the Coca-Cola Championship pacesetters yesterday as they took advantage of defeats for the top three teams.

Wigan retained their place at the top of the Coca-Cola Championship with a 2-0 win over Gillingham as every top four side finished the day with maximum points.

Reading wasted the chance to gain ground on Coca-Cola Championship leaders Wigan, losing 3-2 at Coventry.

Millwall ended Leicester’s unbeaten start in the Coca-Cola Championship with a 2-0 win at The Den today.

QPR made sure of promotion from Nationwide Division Two with a 3-1 win at Sheffield Wednesday – a result which condemned Bristol City to the play-offs.

Plymouth restored their five-point cushion at the top of Division Two after a 2-1 win over fourth-placed, 10-man Swindon.

Queens Park Rangers missed the chance to join Plymouth at the top of Nationwide Two today after being held at Brentford.

KEVIN KEEGAN is targeting the Carling Cup as Manchester City’s best chance of ending their long wait for major honours.