“SICK as a parrot” would be one way to describe comedian Mario Rosenstock yesterday morning after it emerged that one of his most famous “victims” was walking away from Chelsea Football Club.

LAWYERS are expected to argue about the authenticity of blood samples from Princess Diana’s driver when an inquest into her death resumes, a spokesman for her late partner’s father said yesterday.

With the publication of Lord Stevens’ report into the death of Diana, Princess of Wales, out this week, speculation has been rife about what revelations it may contain.

Harrods owner Mohammed Al Fayed has received a dividend of £72m (€107m) after pre-tax profits at his department store rose 16.7% last year, it was reported today.

A Paris appeals court fined three photographers €1 each for invasion of privacy for taking pictures of Britain's Princess Diana and boyfriend Dodi Fayed the night of their fatal 1997 car crash, officials said today.

Family, friends, and public figures joined together today to congratulate Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles on their impending marriage.

Actress Lucy Liu will open the famous new year sale at exclusive London department store Harrods next month.

A Paris appeals court today upheld the acquittals of three photographers accused of invasion of privacy after they took pictures of Diana, Princess of Wales, and Dodi Fayed at the scene of their deadly crash.

A PARIS court yesterday ordered the reopening of an investigation to determine if there was any falsification of toxicology tests of the driver held responsible for the crash that killed Diana, Princess of Wales, in 1997, judicial sources said today.

Pop diva Christina Aguilera has demanded a private jet, a penthouse and a six-figure sum from Harrod's boss Mohammed al Fayed in return for opening the swanky London store's summer sale next week.

French photographers who took pictures of Diana, Princess of Wales, and Dodi Fayed on the day of their fatal high-speed car crash went back to court today accused of invasion of privacy.

The Paris appeals court today reopens the case against three photographers cleared of invasion of privacy for taking pictures at the scene of the car crash that killed Diana, Princess of Wales nearly seven years ago.

Fulham hope to be able to put the finishing touches to new contracts for manager Chris Coleman and his assistant Steve Kean before their final Premiership match of the season against Bolton on Saturday.

Harrods tycoon Mohammed al Fayed donated hundreds of thousands of pounds to an Islamic school where 11 pupils died in a bloody confrontation between machete-wielding militants and Thai security forces, its headmaster said today.

Chris Coleman revealed a combination of needing to balance the books and “outside influences” led to Fulham deciding to sell Louis Saha to Manchester United.

Mohammed Al Fayed today insisted there was evidence that his son Dodi and Diana, Princess of Wales were murdered by “the British intelligence”.

Three photographers who took pictures of Diana, Princess of Wales, and Dodi Fayed after their fatal Paris car crash, were today cleared of invading the couple’s privacy.

A lawsuit against Harrods owner Mohammed Al Fayed over the cost of hiring an investigator to look into the death of his son has been settled.

Madonna is reported to be competing with Paul McCartney, Sting and Mohammed Al Fayed to buy a €7m Scottish castle.

In the frenzied world of modern football Matt Holland is something of a freak.

Mohammed al Fayed has lost a claim for damages over what he had called a flawed part of the inquiry into the death of Princess Diana.

A court will next week hear a lawsuit by Mohammed Al Fayed that claims a French judge conducted a flawed inquiry into the deaths of Diana, Princess of Wales and his son Dodi Fayed.