Comedian Mario laments the loss of a very ‘special’ Gift

“SICK as a parrot” would be one way to describe comedian Mario Rosenstock yesterday morning after it emerged that one of his most famous “victims” was walking away from Chelsea Football Club.

As José Mourinho was clearing his desk, packing his mohair coat and saying goodbye to the Stamford Bridge tea-ladies, the man behind Today FM’s Gift Grub impersonations revealed that he was “devastated” by the news.

“I’m in mourning at the moment. I was actually in the taxi on the way into work and the taxi-man told me and I thought he was completely taking the p*** out of me. I’m very sad for José, and I think a lot of people will be.”