An aggressive man who taunted a guard to “go on and arrest me” and then took off on a lap around a block in Cork city centre got his wish when the guard knocked him to the ground and arrested him.

Laurie O’Flynn visits this Carrigtwohill cottage transformation by an enthusiastic engineer owner.

A 28-year-old Memphis man has been charged with attacking his 92-year-old girlfriend after she apparently refused to take her medication, according to a police report.

Specific offences should be urgently introduced to criminalise the motivations of people who carry out hate crimes, according to a new study.

Scottish Premiership play-off final: Hibernian 0 Hamilton 2 (aggregate 2-2, Hamilton win 4-3 on penalties)

Hull 1 Charlton 0

Charlton 1 Ipswich 2

Trainer Pat Flynn has confirmed his stable star Designs On Rome has been sold to race in Hong Kong.

What’s not to love about Fulham Football Club? There’s the location, location, location for a start.

A CUCKOLDED husband hailed a victory for “free speech and the small man” last night as he was cleared of harassing his wife’s millionaire lover over the internet.

Derby 0 Barnsley 0

Gary Moore made a triumphant return to his old haunt by pocketing the Tom Aldridge Is Never 70 Handicap at Brighton.

A MAN ejected from a pub in Australia broke into a zoo and climbed onto the back of a crocodile named Fatso, which bit him on the leg but then let him go.

A man ejected from a pub in Australia broke into a zoo and climbed onto the back of a crocodile named Fatso, which bit him on the leg but then let him go.

FOR sale: One slightly used motor car – two owners, one careful, the other an excitable spy with a licence to thrill/kill.

THEY have the best-named fanzine in football – ‘There’s Only One F In Fulham’.

A MISSING foetus that was cut and removed from its murdered mother’s womb could still be alive, police in the US said.

Fulham will unveil a statue of Johnny Haynes at Craven Cottage before their Barclays Premier League game against Sunderland on October 18.

ROMAN Pavlyuchenko’s first goal in English football helped to pile further pressure on managerless Newcastle as the Carling Cup failed to provide any relief on Tyneside last night.

PHIL BROWN insisted Hull are play-off favourites after their automatic promotion hopes were dashed yesterday.

Singer Amy Winehouse has locked the man she is accused of having an affair with out of her London home.

Iris De Balme could bid for a speedy big-race double next week after his shock Coral Scottish Grand National victory.

The familiar Mark Prescott/Seb Sanders pairing played a prominent role in the win of Ricci De Mare at Southwell.

Heath Ledger was honoured for his "dazzling creative spirit" by 'I'm Not There' filmmaker Todd Haynes at the Film Independent Spirit Awards on Saturday.

Irish music romance 'Once', whose stars Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova have a best-song Oscar nomination, was named Best Foreign Film at the last night.

In a stunning turnaround, the former chief military prosecutor at Guantanamo Bay says he will be a defence witness for the driver of terror chief Osama bin Laden.

Ipswich 0 Portsmouth 1

Bob Dylan has given his approval to forthcoming biopic 'I'm Not There' after he was won over by the actors - including Christian Bale, Richard Gere, Heath Ledger and Cate Blanchett - who appear in the film.

Miss Bootylishes defied a staggering market drift and a not exactly bullish prognosis from trainer Andy Haynes to get off the mark at the first attempt at Brighton.

DAVID WRIGHT’S scrambled equaliser gave Ipswich a point and denied Norwich the East Anglian bragging rights at Carrow Road yesterday.

STEPHEN WARD snatched his second goal in as many games as Wolves continued their Coca-Cola Championship play-off charge with a 1-0 win at Ipswich.

Watford 1 Ipswich 0

Not for the first time, Gary Moore masterminded a big-priced handicap surprise as 50-1 shot Heathcote landed the totesport Trophy at Newbury.

DANNY HAYNES came off the bench to score twice as Ipswich beat their East Anglian rivals Norwich at Portman Road for the first time in eight years.

Ipswich 5 Luton Town 0

FORMER Fulham and England star Johnny Haynes was cremated at Mortonhall Crematorium in his adopted city of Edinburgh and the great, the good and the ordinary were there to see him off.

FULHAM and England legend Johnny Haynes has died following a car crash.

Fulham and England legend Johnny Haynes has died following a car crash, the Edinburgh Royal Infirmary confirmed tonight.

England’s first £100-a-week footballer Johnny Haynes is in a serious condition in hospital.

Wimbledon number one seed Lindsay Davenport will be hoping she does not become the latest victim of the “graveyard of champions” this afternoon.

A security guard at Michael Jackson’s Neverland ranch told his child sex trial that he caught the pop star’s teenage accuser and his brother with a bottle of wine.

Peter Towers and Philip McDuell have resigned as directors of Scottish Mutual International Investment Fund plc.

A film about legendary singer-songwriter Bob Dylan is in the works.