Former soccer star David Bentley joins Crossmaglen Rangers for The Toughest Trade on TV3.

AND YOUR starter for 10 is how many movie stars can you name from their photos on the walls of the gents’ toilets.

French movie star Gerard Depardieu has revealed he can drink up to 14 bottles of wine a day — and shot two lions while on holiday in Africa.

BALLYTURK: Anybody wishing to see Cillian Murphy’s return to his hometown stage needs to get on the case soon as all evening performances of Ballyturk at Cork Opera House (August 26-30) are sold out-

God’s Pocket (15A) is a hardscrabble, blue-collar neighbourhood infested with grifters and thieves.

IT HASN’T been easy but I have had to face reality. This will probably be my last World Cup.

South Africa couldn’t afford it. Brazil doesn’t want it. Russia mightn’t be right for it. Qatar shouldn’t have got it.

There’s a man that comes by this part of town some evenings. Leathery skin. Bristly grey hair. Gravelly voice.

Dominique Strauss-Kahn is to file suit for defamation over a US movie inspired by the sex scandal that brought down the former IMF chief.

ONE only has to go back to 2012 to find a Nicole Kidman vehicle that elicited gasps among the critics at Cannes.

Elizabeth Hurley has told for the first time how she struggled to get over her split from Shane Warne, but is now "blooming".

The ex-wife of former IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn says she knew nothing about his penchant for sex parties which has left him facing a possible 10-year prison sentence for pimping.

Name: Noelle O’Regan

A French court has fined Gerard Depardieu €4,000 and suspended his driver’s licence for six months in a drink-driving case that started when the actor fell off his scooter in Paris in November and ended up being taken to a police station.

French star and newly registered Russian citizen Gerard Depardieu was visiting his “friend”, the controversial Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov, partying into the night, and vowing to make a film about the Muslim region.

French actor Gerard Depardieu has continued his dalliance with Russia by hitting the dance floor in the Republic of Chechnya.

Is Dad having the last laugh as the Pope bows out on the 15th anniversary of his death, wonders Don Morgan

French film star Gerard Depardieu failed to show up in court to face drink-driving charges because he was preparing to play disgraced former IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn in a film, his lawyer said.

French actor Gerard Depardieu will not turn up at a Paris court to face charges of drink-driving, his lawyer said today.

The day after receiving his new Russian passport from President Vladimir Putin, French actor Gerard Depardieu yesterday flew to the provincial town of Saransk, where he was greeted as a local hero and offered an apartment for free.

French actor Gerard Depardieu has received a Russian passport after flying to Russia for a late night dinner with President Vladimir Putin.

French actor Gerard Depardieu has flown to Sochi where he is likely to meet with President Vladimir Putin and receive a Russian passport.

Russians reacted with disbelief after the Kremlin granted French actor Gerard Depardieu citizenship to solve his tax woes.

Gerard Depardieu, the French actor who has waged a battle against a proposed super-tax on millionaires in his native country, has been granted Russian citizenship.

French actor Gerard Depardieu, who has been battling with his home country over taxes, has been granted Russian citizenship.

A French constitutional panel has thrown out a plan to tax the ultra-wealthy at a 75% rate, saying it was excessive.

French actor Gerard Depardieu has said he is turning in his passport after insults from France’s prime minister, Jean-Marc Ayrault, for taking up residence in tax-friendly Belgium.

A French newspaper is quoting actor Gerard Depardieu as saying he is turning in his passport after insults from France’s Socialist prime minister for taking up residence in tax-friendly Belgium.

French actor Gerard Depardieu has been detained by police for allegedly driving drunk on his motorcycle.

French cinema legend Gerard Depardieu says he is going to play former International Monetary Fund chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn – because he does not like him.

Hollywood’s new darling Jean Dujardin is in trouble in France after the Oscar frontrunner’s face appeared on the streets of Paris between a woman’s legs in a poster denounced as sexist.

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French actor Gerard Depardieu will play former IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn in a film about his life.

Gerard Depardieu has apologised for urinating on a plane.

FRENCH film actor Gerard Depardieu was caught short on a flight to Dublin from Paris and chose not to bother going to the toilet before relieving himself.

French film star Gerard Depardieu was kicked off a flight to Dublin after he was caught short as he waited for take-off and peed into a bottle.

French star Gerard Depardieu has been accused of urinating in an airliner’s cabin ahead of takeoff.

DO you think you could pass for a Norman or a Roman from around 50BC and want to be part of a new €50 million movie starring Gérard Depardieu and Catherine Deneuve?

Mel Gibson is in talks to join heist comedy 'Sleight of Hand'.

A powerful bio – the first of a two-parter – of the rise of French gangster Jacques Mesrine, first encountered as a soldier interrogating terrorists in 1950s Algeria and on his return to Paris where he falls under the influence of hood boss Guido (Depardieu).

French actor Gerard Depardieu ensures his holiday turkey is delicious by caressing and talking to the bird before cooking it.

French actor Guillaume Depardieu, the son of world-renowned French movie star Gerard Depardieu has died from complications linked to a sudden case of pneumonia, hospital officials said today.

There are moments, albeit too few, where this futuristic adventure yarn threatens to lift off: the storyline has much going for it, there is an excellent cast, some of the action is good … but somehow the film fails to click.

A lovely French romance that will have you smiling and sniffling. Hay, it’s a French romance!