Bernard O'Shea — The Dad Bod Diaries: Five things your wee is trying to tell you

We shouldn't be squeamish about urine, because often it is trying to send us a report on our health

The general rule on urine colour is simple. Your wee should not resemble something served in a nightclub.

A few weeks ago, I noticed something alarming. My wee smelled terrible. Not “I ate asparagus” terrible. Properly terrible.

Most people would probably keep that information to themselves. But one of the few advantages of being a middle-aged comedian is that embarrassment gradually leaves the building.