DangerHere.com: The Week in Guff
“There was total silence from Old Trafford, which means the alarm bells were ringing.”
“Some coaches would have poured fire on those stormy waters.”
“A reverse backheel there...”
“It’s just a four-word denial from the club so far: David Moyes hasn’t been sacked.”
“It’s a two-off game and anything can happen.”
“You’ve got women working in the kitchen every day for the entire season, giving you pleasure.”
“I can’t remember Sam Johnstone having a save to make and he’s picked the ball out of his net three times.”
“Their fans were like a 12th man for them, so it was almost even.”
“You give footballers half a chance and they take a mile.”
“Don’t throw the baby out with the dishwater.”
“They do say the Karim always rises to the top.”
“He had an irony of sarcasm in his comments.”
“He just gives them so much different.”
“The Tony Pulis of German football.”
“Even I can’t stand much more of him.”
“If I was married and I know I’m getting a divorce, I wouldn’t buy my missus a new sofa.”
“If I was in the stand seeing Delphy give it away every two minutes I’d probably have a go. I’d be screaming, ‘Delph, what you doing?’”
“Bayern last year made more overlaps and interlaps.”
“Senior players should be hanging themselves.”
“There are very few thicker skinned managers.”
“He gave me gifts, and I gave them back. It’s sad, but this love isn’t over. Our chances of getting back together? I give it a three out of ten.”
“Ryan Giggs will assume responsibility for first-team affairs at Man United.”
“Madrid are still in this tie.”
“Manchester Utd have only appointed British managers.”





