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That awkward moment when your face completely betrays what you actually think.

"Stark just throwing his sword around the minute, hoping to make contact."

Martin O'Neill turned down the job last night.

Wayne Rooney scored his second pre-season goal for Everton in Saturday's 1-1 draw against Genk.

The death of former Republic of Ireland international Tony Grealish has been confirmed by Brighton and Hove Albion, the club he used to captain.

Striker Louis Saha has been told he is free to leave Sunderland.

Arsenal have offered their support to former captain and assistant manager Pat Rice, who is undergoing treatment for cancer in hospital.

A football match had to be stopped recently when a parachutist landed on the pitch.

In the Sky Sports studio, ex-Liverpool players Jamie Carragher and Graeme Souness are joined by United legend Peter Schmeichel

Van Gaal found the reporter's question so ridiculous that simply saying no wasn’t an adequate response.

"If you put Wayne Rooney here in the seat, and you start talking to him, do you think people can understand Wayne Rooney?

“If he’s a Man United player I’m a Chinaman.”

Jose Mourinho has dropped the biggest hint yet that Manchester United discard Radamel Falcao is wanted at Chelsea.

Group D sees Manchester City facing Juventus, Sevilla and Borussia M’gladbach.

Michael Owen has indicated he is on the brink of resolving his future.

Former Rangers boss Walter Smith has not ruled out returning to management - but it will not be in Scotland.

Holland playmaker Wesley Sneijder wants to remain at Inter Milan, according to coach Gian Piero Gasperini.

Swansea defender Alan Tate has broken his leg in what his club have described as a “bizarre golfing accident”.