Horsey speculation

News that Tesco own brand burgers contain horsemeat is riding high on the airwaves.

The minister’s explanation that it can be traced to foreign-sourced additives is a bet on a pure outsider.

That this was discovered in product on the supermarket shelf and not by Department of Agriculture vets on the factory production line is a dung heap stinking from high hell. One can only conclude that: There’s a horse inside!