JUMPING THE GUN

SEEMS they were jumpier than Harvey Smith listening to Van Halen yesterday morning at Fine Gael HQ.

At 11.45, the press office trumpeted out an email outlining Enda Kenny’s plans for his first 100 days in office.

But one minute later, Big Phil Hogan was on hand with a bucket of cold water, drenching the chicken counters with the warning “No Votes Cast Yet”.