Ruby, Willie. Cheltenham. Ah, sure, you know the rest.

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I read The Circle this week, Dave Eggers’ novel about an internet company that has taken over Google, Facebook, Twitter and the rest.

Paul Nicholls and Ruby Walsh will be reunited when Tidal Bay tackles the Hennessy Gold Cup at Leopardstown on Sunday.

A science student will launch a record-breaking attempt to row across the Pacific Ocean next year.

Doris Lessing, winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature and author of The Golden Notebook, has died aged 94.

The Professor Of Poetry

Connections of Simenon are “committed” in their pursuit of the Emirates Melbourne Cup – even though the talented stayer is not yet guaranteed a place in the final line-up.

An 89-year-woman who was attacked during a terrifying robbery at her home may never leave hospital again.

Leeds owner Ken Bates has announced Bahrain-based investment bank GFH Capital will complete a 100% takeover of the club on December 21.

Trinny and Susannah have signed up for 'I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!'

MEN, it is not often that I encourage you to contravene a women’s privacy, but I do urge you all, when the moment arises, to have a sneaky peek into your other half’s top drawer.

THE last US veteran of World War I, who lied about his age to join the army in 1917, has died, ending America’s living connection with the Great War.

Emily Blunt wouldn’t change her husband even if she could.

Corey Feldman's wife has filed for divorce, it has been announced.

Corey Feldman’s wife has filed for divorce.

Yasmin Le Bon has topped a list of the best-dressed British women over the age of 40.

WORLD indoor 60m hurdles champion Derval O’Rourke, who did not compete last year, will be surrounded by familiar faces when she bids to reclaim her national 60m hurdles title at this month’s Woodies DIY Irish Indoor Championships at the Odyssey Arena in Belfast.

Chat show host Michael Parkinson has revealed the questions his guests have told him they would rather not be asked - and admitted that he has sometimes forgotten their names.

Actress Gwyneth Paltrow has been crowned Britain’s best-dressed woman.

Dr Who stars Christopher Eccleston and Billie Piper have been nominated for top acting honours at this year’s National Television Awards.

Peaches Geldof has become the latest of Paula Yates’s daughters to follow their late mother on to the small screen.

The shortlist for the celebrity shopper of the year award was announced today.

TV star Cat Deeley has been voted Britain’s most orange celebrity.

AS Bill Clinton strode through Easons bookshop, in Dublin, every shelf held a chapter of his life.

Brainbox Carol Vorderman has dealt another blow for the older woman – she has become GQ magazine’s most popular pin-up in two years.

Style gurus Trinny Woodall and Susannah Constantine have topped a list of the world’s worst dressed women.

MAMMY wore black knee-high Doc Martens over black tights under a black overcoat with raven dreadlocks twisting down the back and scary black make-up coating her eyes.

Style gurus Trinny Woodall and Susannah Constantine are used to dishing out the insults – now they’ve been given a taste of their own medicine by TV star Carol Vorderman.

Two BBC presenters were robbed in a hotel room at the Cannes Film Festival.