Style gurus Trinny Woodall and Susannah Constantine have topped a list of the world’s worst dressed women.
The What Not To Wear presenters are in dire need of some fashion advice of their own, according to Good Housekeeping magazine.
The pair were chosen by a judging panel of experts which included designer Jeff Banks.
“It annoys me that they tell people what to wear. They give out advice but should take a closer look at themselves,” the judges said.
Runners-up included Linda Barker (”so pretty but her clothes look awful”) and Nigella Lawson (“a beautiful face but badly styled”).
Nancy Dell’Ollio, Carol Vorderman and Donatella Versace also made the list.
Madonna was voted the best-dressed "British" woman over 40.
The 45-year-old Queen of Pop is “a real fashion icon with a definite sense of style”, according to the judges.
Absolutely Fabulous star Joanna Lumley was highly commended while Dame Helen Mirren, Dame Judi Dench and Jerry Hall were on the shortlist.
Artist Sam Taylor-Wood topped the list of the most fashionable under-40s.
She was considered more stylish than the likes of Kate Moss, Sophie Dahl, Victoria Beckham and Jemima Khan.
Kill Bill star Uma Thurman topped the international list (”who else could make yellow motorbike leathers look as cool as she does?”) while Audrey Hepburn was named top fashion icon, ahead of Diana, Princess of Wales and Princess Margaret.
The best-dressed man title went to singer Bryan Ferry, who beat both David Beckham and Jude Law.