IF YOU can put horses into burgers, why not cows into bars? Seasoned pub and club operators in Cork are set to cause a stampede of cow puns as they open their new premises, The Holy Cow.

A 91-year-old man appeared in court yesterday, on charges of assault, obstruction of a garda in his duty, and being abusive and insulting to staff at a nursing home.

We sent Denis Lehane to the Ploughing Championships with an imaginary €1m to spend

Former rugby star John Hayes has been appointed a brand ambassador by Irish Hereford Prime.

Dr Crokes 1-15 East Kerry 1-9

Mayo 0-19 Kerry 1-7

Kerry junior football boss Sean Moynihan insists several of his players are good enough to make the step-up to the Kingdom’s senior football ranks next season.

A classy forward display and dominance in midfield saw Kerry book a place in the All-Ireland JFC final on Saturday.

Not a bad week to be a Clare GAA supporter.

Kerry defeated Sligo in a senior football challenge at Rathkeale on Saturday, with Bryan Sheehan featuring for the first time since the Kingdom’s Munster championship victory over Tipperary.

East Kerry easily brushed aside the weak challenge posed by Gneeveguilla in their Kerry SFC clash played at Fitzgerald Stadium on Sunday.

Milltown/Castlemaine 0-11 East Kerry0-10

FOR a few seconds the crowd erupted — the sight of Seamus Moynihan taking to the Fitzgerald Stadium turf united all Kerry club supporters.

FOR a few seconds the crowd erupted — the sight of Seamus Moynihan taking to the Fitzgerald Stadium turf united all Kerry club supporters.

AN experimental Kerry side were deserving winners over battling IT Tralee in this McGrath Cup preliminary round game at Austin Stack Park, Tralee yesterday — despite a slender winning margin, the issue was never really in doubt.

KERRY football boss Jack O’Connor has named ten of last September’s All-Ireland winning team for the opening clash of their All-Ireland title defence in Sunday’s Munster SFC quarter-final against Tipperary in Semple Stadium.

THE recent history of Tyrone-Kerry clashes in Croke Park have swung in the direction of the northerners, and Cookstown maintained that with a hard fought win over Spa in yesterday’s All-Ireland Club IFC final.

IT’S early in the season, but tomorrow afternoon sees Croke Park house a Kerry-Tyrone All-Ireland football final battle. The best intermediate outfits from both counties go head to head and, in Kerry club Spa, there is a feverish sense of anticipation ahead of the game against Cookstown’s Fr Rocks.

SEAN MOYNIHAN puts it down to meeting expectations.

BLOCKED roads, fallen trees along with flooded homes and farmland greeted the residents of west Cork and Kerry yesterday as continuing heavy rainfall took a grim toll on one of the worst-hit parts of the country.

Laune Rangers 0-10 East Kerry 1-6

VILLAGES and growing hamlets in West Cork are being lined up for a €100 million investment in water and sewage schemes, many of which are likely to be undertaken by Private Public Partnerships (PPPs).

BUSINESSES are being forced to pay water-out charges in a West Cork town that was promised a sewerage treatment plant in 1999, which isn’t likely to see it materialise until 2010.

PROPOSALS which include a desalination plant are being examined to prevent a repeat of water shortages experienced last summer on a popular holiday island.

PEOPLE in Cork and Kerry are being urged to save water and confine their usage to essential purposes only.

THERE was never any doubting the outcome of this AIB Kerry SFC opener in Currow yesterday once St Kieran’s recovered from a shaky period at the start of the second half and put up the scores which eased them into a controlling position.

THE marking of the higher Geography paper was much tougher than expected, according to some students in Kerry.