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Wales lock Alun-Wyn Jones believes New Zealand are "probably 20 minutes ahead of everybody else" after signing off in Europe before next year’s world title defence by serving emphatic notice that they remain a class apart.

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Australia foiled New Zealand’s bid to win an historic 18th consecutive Test as the Bledisloe Cup rivals played out a 12-12 stalemate at the ANZ Stadium.

New Zealand 28 England 27

USA: A stuffed armadillo that serves as an on-stage mascot for country music legend Willie Nelson has been returned after being kidnapped from a Las Vegas-area show.

A couple who bought a sofa from a charity shop got an extra surprise when they found a cat trapped inside it.

Officials have moved to reassure the public that a large sinkhole which appeared close to a former zinc and lead mine shaft at the weekend does not present a danger.

Andrew Hore has been named to start against Ireland in what could possibly be his last All Blacks Test.

THE only people under 50 who drink whiskey are prats.

New Zealand 30 France 0

After 47 years working as a distiller, Barry Crockett, master distiller at the Midleton Distillery, will retire in March.

Scotland 22 New Zealand 51

Guinness has offered to sell the site of Ireland’s oldest brewery — St Francis Abbey Brewery — to Kilkenny City for €2.1m.

NEW ZEALAND coach Graham Henry has announced his 30-man squad for the Rugby World Cup with no place for quintet Sitiveni Sivivatu, Wyatt Crockett, Liam Messam, Jarrad Hoeata and Hosea Gear.

New Zealand coach Graham Henry has announced his 30-man squad for the Rugby World Cup with no place for quintet Sitiveni Sivivatu, Wyatt Crockett, Liam Messam, Jarrad Hoeata and Hosea Gear.

FESS PARKER, who launched a craze for coonskin caps while playing famous American pioneers Davy Crockett and Daniel Boone, has died of natural causes. He was 85.

International Rugby Board referees’ boss Paddy O’Brien has apologised to the New Zealand team for Stuart Dickinson’s errors at the scrum last weekend and has warned the Australian official he needs to improve his game.

NEW ZEALAND coach Graham Henry claims uncertainty over scrum laws is ruining the game for spectators after watching his second-string side labour to victory over Italy at the San Siro on Saturday.

ALL BLACKS star Dan Carter has been cited for an alleged dangerous tackle on Wales scrum-half Martin Roberts during Saturday’s Test match.

THE chairmen of England’s Guinness Premiership clubs have agreed a new voluntary code on blood injuries that will take immediate effect.

RUGBY UNION players in England are set to become the first in the world to be tested for cocaine and other social drugs outside of competition.

Michael Lipman, Alex Crockett and Andrew Higgins have resigned from Bath with immediate effect.

BATH captain Steve Borthwick hailed “a mammoth effort” from his team after they ended their 10-year wait for a major trophy.

UL Bohemians will take in the Christmas break in third place in the Division One table after this impressive dismissal of Dolphin.

The much-anticipated big screen re-make of the popular l980s TV series turns out to be something less than expected.

Cork Constitution 33 Dublin University 21

Leicester 12 Bath 15

Ireland 30 Scotland 13, Donnybrook

Resurgent UL Bohemians moved up to sixth in the Division One table courtesy of today’s four-try 29-17 win over Dublin University.

Dungannon 22 Dublin University 22

Leinster 30 Bath 11

Colin Farrell is all set for the big-screen version of the popular l980s detective TV series, Miami Vice, complete with the crumpled linen suit.

Actor Billy Bob Thornton could be set for a new film role – as hero Davy Crockett.