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I’ve been married to my husband for more than 15 years and I think our love life could do with a boost. A lot of the time when we are doing the wild thing, I start thinking about what’s going on in EastEnders. Do you have any recommendations? — Karen, Cashel.

I’m always amazed when people write in from Tipperary to say they get distracted during sex. Come on, it’s not like there is anything else to do up there. I recommend you stop watching EastEnders for a while. There are all kinds of things you can picture to spruce up your love life. Ian Beale isn’t one of them. I’m reluctant to recommend role-play to culchies. I suggested this once to a man from Buttevant and he thought it involved ham rolls. The more you think about that, the worse it gets.