Ask Audrey: Should I pretend to like Sally Rooney's book so people don't think I'm from Mallow?

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

It’s getting edgy on our WhatsApp group, Douglas Road Stunners Wondering If They Should Ring Simon Coveney and Ask Him For a Job. Helena_IknowEveryOne said, ‘What’s the point having Cork people in power up in Dublin, if we can’t use them to further our careers?’ 

Fifi_UpgradedtoABentley said, ‘Absolutes, couldn’t agree more, but it’s hard to get a message through to Simon Coveney.’