Ask Audrey: 'C’mere, how much do you give for a First Holy Communion these days?'

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

Hello, it’s Rosealeen here in Ballydesmond. Wait til I tell you Audrey, with all the letters I’ve been writing to yourself inside in the Examiner, haven’t I become a bit of a celebrity up here in north Cork. 

Now, that isn’t much to boast about I know, it’s like going around saying you’re the cleanest person in Kilmallock, but still, it’s better than being a nobody like my poor friend Berna. Anyway, wasn’t it Berna herself who said I should cash in on my new-found fame and didn’t we open a café down the town called Rosealeen’s from Ballydesmond. Business is brisk, particularly the crowd who come in from Scartaglin to see what it’s like to use an inside toilet.