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Sorting out Cork people for ages

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

It’s getting blackmailey on our WhatsApp group Douglas Road Stunners Who Know What You Did with That Trainee Mechanic from Carrigtwohill. The Stunners had an amazing day out on Pembroke Street last Saturday, wearing limited edition Gucci t-shirts with ‘Too Posh For Princes Street’ written on the back. 

The only downside was gangs of frisky twenty-somethings queueing for pints while we hoovered down top-drawer prosecco and shouted about the cost of our new Swedish hot-tubs, so that Emer Cronin-Buckley could hear us at the next table. Anyway, there was this one guy queuing for pints that kept giving me the eye even though he was wearing a Cork hurling jersey. I thought no chance mate, until I got stuck into the Negronis and thought to myself, Jesus Jenni, look at the shoulders on him.