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Lighten Up: A Christmas rodeo at the mart
Ever a man to spot an opportunity, our auld Lehane has fixed upon a great scheme to further enhance our cattle marts standing in the world, in this week's Lighten Up

Mon, 15 Dec, 2025

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Lighten Up: Guarding Cork's Christmas knickers
Thirty years ago, if you were looking for Auld Lehane, you wouldn't find him out here on this farm in Kilmichael, busily carrying buckets across the yard to feed two hungry calves...

Mon, 08 Dec, 2025

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Lighten Up: Tractor pilots wanted
Auld Lehane, the self-declared Lord Byron of Irish farming, has a poem this week to lift the spirit, and indeed the finances, of the struggling farmer.

Tue, 02 Dec, 2025

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There's some truth in the cattle mart rumours that Auld Lehane could soon be running the BBC
From chit-chatting to royalty to cleaning out the loo, there's no job our Auld Lehane says he wouldn't tackle, in this week's Lighten Up

Mon, 24 Nov, 2025

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Lighten Up: Taylor Swift should sing the praises of 'Cattle Dealer'
Denis lauds the virtues of 'Cattle Dealer' a song by two boyos from north Cork who go by the name of HubCap

Fri, 10 Oct, 2025

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Lighten up: Auld Lehane's top 10 budget proposals to help struggling farmers
With Budget 2026 closing in faster than the plastic being stretched over a freshly-made silage pit, Denis Lehane has a shortlist of measures to encourage farmers to stick with the job

Sun, 05 Oct, 2025

CTAOP's Night Out 2021: Fast And Furious
Denis Lehane: A hairy time at the ploughing
From Dáithí Ó Sé, to Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones, you can never tell who will come bounding out of a Portaloo door or squelching around a muddy corner, writes Denis Lehane in this week's Lighten Up

Mon, 15 Sep, 2025

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Lighten Up: The ploughing... like Cannes, only better!
With this year's newfound wealth, the Ploughing is going to be like the Venice Film Festival, only without the boats, and a lot more boots, writes our auld Lehane in this week's Lighten Up

Mon, 08 Sep, 2025

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Lighten Up: Forget about Oasis. Sheep shearing is the new rock 'n' roll
Sheep shearing today, is all about fast living, big money and a jet-setting lifestyle, writes Denis Lehane

Tue, 26 Aug, 2025

Lighten Up: A royal jeep for the farm
Lighten Up: A royal jeep for the farm
The Queen's jeep is a yoke that has very little hard pulling done, and the perfect buy for any farmer, according to our Auld Lehane in this week's Lighten Up

Thu, 14 Aug, 2025

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