Terrace Talk: Man United - Reds reduced to shouting for City and Spurs

Never mind the pointless abomination that was United versus Cardiff. The final whistle has just gone at Brighton versus City, and I find myself yelping a cheer for the triumphant Blues.

Yes, I am ashamed. Yes, I feel dirty...yet also gleeful. Perhaps this is what it would be like to cop off with the wife’s best mate.