Williams’ prickly comments break golden rule of caddying

“I SUPPOSE,” said the boss, “Now that you’ve met Pádraig Harrington you’ll be an expert on all things golf from here on out?”

“Would you keep it down over there?” I hissed. “I’m trying to line up a tricky putt this side of the desk, and to be honest, the wastepaper bin isn’t doing me any favours.”

“What you really need is a good caddy,” he said. “Then you wouldn’t be holding the club the wrong way round.”