TERRACE TALK: Manchester United - LVG must beware of restless natives at Old Trafford

There is a phrase that brings a chill to the spine of governing politicians, imperial generals and football managers alike: "The natives are getting restless".

The next step is “the peasants are revolting” which, in the case of many repellent Nu-Football fans at Old Trafford, is already the case.

The wretched half ‘n’ half scarfers are not the only things we can smell, though. Poor Di Maria is now stinking the house out to such an extent that even those burglars would have given it a miss.