The ancient art of sportswriting

A few months ago, Barry covered a run of the mill baseball game in a particular way — as though it were 1908. He adopted the idiom of a century ago to give a flavour of sportswriting back then — when the purpler it was, the better (sample: The “mighty Californian” who “smote a home run for the Mets”).
Yours truly thought, if it’s good enough for Dan, and with apologies to bards of long ago, this was yesterday . . .