Menopanel: An untapped source of energy

I THINK I may have found a new source of renewable energy not previously explored to its fullest. Were I not feeling so insanely irritable I would sit down and tell you all about it in a nice calm manner, with relaxed body language and an easy smile. However, given how cranky I am right now, I will instead explain my brainwave through gritted teeth.

Don’t ask any questions, and if you know what’s good for you, you won’t interrupt. No fidgeting either.

I’m calling this untapped source of energy the menopanel. Forget solar panels — the menopanel would harness the heat of a menopausal woman, via small glass panels distributed discreetly around her person, so that when she is having a sudden intense surge of heat, it can be harvested and relayed to various areas in the house where it could be put to greater use than merely reducing her to an over heating puddle of rage. Entire home wireless networks could be run from this energy, as well as dinners cooked and jacuzzis kept bubbling. I’m not much of a scientist, but I believe that I’m onto something. Don’t argue. You’ll regret it.